Triple Kings Cake | First Cut Exclusive

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🌟 Triple Kings Cake™Ultra Exotic Indica Royalty 👑“Not just top-shelf. This is a whole throne.”Testing: 27.12% Type: Indica-Dominant 💜Profile: Dessert Cream x Gas x Funk 🍰🧊Cut: ✂️ First Cut Exclusive — Never Released BeforeGrown: Small-Batch • Living Soil • In-House Cultivated in CaliVisual Grade: A+++/Super Exotic 🔮Drop Status: 🔥 Ultra Limited – Once It’s Gone, It’s GONE 🔍 Strain Overview:Triple Kings Cake isn’t just a strain—it’s an event. The moment you crack the jar, you’re hit with an aromatic wave of creamy vanilla cake frosting, folded into a deep, layered funk that whispers skunk, sweet gas, and something unmistakably royal. This is a First Cut Exclusive—meaning this particular phenotype and cure has never before hit the market. Hand-selected from micro-pheno hunting, grown with pure living soil, and meticulously slow-cured, this flower is the type you remember for years and tell your friends “you had to be there.” 🎨 Visuals That Redefine ExoticIf you thought you’d seen pretty weed before, think again.Each nug of Triple Kings Cake looks like it was engineered in a lab for beauty. We’re talking:💜 Radiant purple hues layered with hot pink bursts🧡 Vivid orange and neon yellow pistils winding through the surface like electric veins🧊 Blanketed in a whiteout trichome storm that makes it look freshly dipped in powdered sugar or crystallized frost And when you break it open?💥 The inner core hits you with an explosive pink crystal interior — shimmering, frosty, and wildly photogenic. You WILL film this. It’s like peeling open a geode made of THC.This isn’t flower. This is alien art. 👃 Aroma & Flavor Profile: Next-Level Terp SymphonyFrom the second the seal breaks:🎂 Top notes of sweet vanilla buttercream🧄 Middle tones of creamy dough, garlic skunk, and slight pine funk🧬 A bottom layer of dessert gas that coats the air in richness The inhale is impossibly smooth — think cannabis cake batter dusted in sugar and diesel — and the exhale leaves behind a cool, lingering aftertaste of sweet cream with just a kiss of sour funk. You don’t just taste it. You feel the terps coat your tongue.😵‍💫 Effects: Full-Bodied Royal ShutdownThis is a heavy-hitting indica, no cap. Within minutes of first pull:🛋️ Muscles drop, tension melts🎧 Music becomes multidimensional🤐 Social filter disappears — you’re locked into “float mode” Perfect for:End-of-day ritualsDeep creative daydreamsCouch + movie sessionsOr simply zoning out while staring at the nug you just broke down Triple Kings Cake leaves you stoned, satisfied, and semi-speechless. 🌱 Grow + Cure: Artisan-Level CraftsmanshipGrown with intention. Cured with obsession. Packaged with pride.🧪 Pheno-hunted by hand from ultra-exotic genetics🪴 Living soil grown — full organic microbial life for rich terp expression🌿 Cold-cured over multiple weeks to preserve trichomes & lock in flavor🚜 In-house cultivation team with obsessive quality control👃 Every bud hand-trimmed to protect its terpene-rich resin head This is ultra-artisan flower—crafted like wine, not mass-produced weed. 📦 Bulk Pricing (LIMITED QUANTITIES):Half Pound (HP): $1,050Pound (P): $1,900 Once it’s gone, it’s gone. No re-cuts. No re-batches. No warehouse stash. 🧠 Final Thoughts: This Strain Is HIM. Period.There’s good weed, then there’s conversation-piece weed.Triple Kings Cake is in a league of its own:📸 The kind you film as you break it open💬 The kind you bring up in group chats unprompted🧊 The kind that feels like a flex just holding it This strain doesn’t whisper. It announces.Do NOT miss this drop. Lab-Test & COA